Look at that badge
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think it’s just what I need?
Wouldn't you think it’s the badge
The badge to get me anything?
Look at that hall
How many greats can one convention hold?
Looking at that you’d think
Sure, sounds great but...
they’ve got gadgets and exclusives a plenty
They’ve got celebs and bloggers galore
You want preview night exclusives?
I've got so many!
But who cares?
No big deal
I can’t go….
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them cosplay
Walking down that…- what’s that hall again?
Oh - H!
Clickin’ refresh you don’t see to much
panels are required for kneeling, squealing
Strolling along down the - what's that place again?